If your master is surly, from getting up early (And tempers are short in the morning), An inopportune joke is enough to… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
You don't want to keep on mentioning being blind because it stops being funny - if you are just talking about that,… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
Life is a like a movie,if u r sad- drma,if u r afraid -suspense.if u r angry action,when u look at mirror-horror,now… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I feel like you've gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it's 10 people… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
[Mel Gibson] played this kind of sadistic motorcycle cop. He was terrific. And he had this great sense of visual comedy. — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
A lot of people have got into it because of money, but true comedians do it because they can't help it, and… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Human life is basically a comedy. Even its tragedies often seem comic to the spectator, and not infrequently they actually seem to… — Henry Louis Mencken Copy Share Image
If I had my choice in life I would have had the gifts of Tennessee Williams or Eugene O'Neill. Unfortunately my gifts… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think that when you’re doing a comedy and it makes you laugh, there’s a certain… like you can reject it, and… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
I'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy whilst… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
I think everybody has a point where they're not going to cross that line. There were a couple of things with Comedy… — Jillian Bell Copy Share Image
It's an ongoing process, in the script, on the set and in the editing room, to make sure you are being true… — Jon Turteltaub Copy Share Image
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad.… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
One is healthy when one can laugh at the earnestness and zeal with which one has been hypnotized by any single detail… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
I like a certain style of show, I like a certain pace, I like a rhythm, I like a lot of comedy… — Amy Sherman-Palladino Copy Share Image
Nate Silver is now forecasting Oscar winners. The only area of life in which he has no expertise, ironically, is life itself. — Norman Chad Copy Share Image
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,--making us think of funnier and funnier things. — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
“Søren laughed softly. Kingsley loved making Søren laugh. Kingsley theorized the whole course of human evolution had led to Søren, and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With '2 Dope Queens,' with stand-up, and also with 'Sooo Many White Guys,' the interview stuff that I do, I really am… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
As 'Psych' went on, deeper in the run, I started to feel more of a challenge just because, how many jokes are… — James Roday Copy Share Image
I don't tend to read much comedy, but there's a fake advertisement section at the end of Derren Brown's book 'Pure Effect'… — Nick Mohammed Copy Share Image
I've never been a big fan of improvisation, because I think you appreciate the process and the cleverness of it more than… — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
Making jokes is about the most wrong and stupid thing a bemused, middle-aged, white heterosexual Anglo Saxon sort of Celt Australian male… — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
With comedy, I like to not rehearse and just have fun with it, because I think being spontaneous is the best thing… — Diora Baird Copy Share Image
There is a strong ethical dimension to the best comedy. Not only does it avoid reinforcing prejudices, it actively challenges them. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
U R THE DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD…So Dont afraid of seeing any body….you are the comedian in the world...So Dont tease… — Arun Copy Share Image
Cultivate your sense of humour. On life's journey from nappy rash to denture adhesive, humour is a great pain reliever. — James Simpson Copy Share Image
For a comic to put a public performance in jeopardy for a snickering little laugh - no, no, no, I don't believe… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“Marabela always says that things are funniest when they have hints of truth to them. Perhaps, he thinks, they’re also saddest when… — Natalia Sylvester Copy Share Image
I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling. — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
“I used to think that in the end, we would laugh at the world together. I guess now, the world is laughing… — Athena Violante Copy Share Image
At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I'm definitely not frowning on improv; I mean, I've been doing it for years. I just think that there's some styles of… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn't comedy I don't know if Obama could… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
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