Comedy Quotes · Page 16

I do love jokes.

— Scott Thompson

I'm good at being funny.

— Tom Stoppard

Oh, I love stand-up.

— Louis C. K

Laugh now, cry later.

— Erma Bombeck

I love my jokes.

— Dave Chappelle

Stand-up is hard.

— Jerry Seinfeld

The benefits of laughing

— Crystal:P

Comedy is not pretty.

— Steve Martin

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

— Maria Bamford

I use humor as a way to digest anything.

— Simone Giertz

It is not easy when people laugh at you.

— Inzamam-ul-Haq

It [humor] inhabits the marginal.

— Penelope Gilliatt

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.

— Walt Disney

Humor is a part of spirituality.

— Zooey Deschanel

Theres nothing more difficult to do than comedy.

— Robert Evans

Laughter is the best medicine...smilin g is second

— Ian Somerhalder

I've been bouncing around from comedy to drama and TV and film.

— Krysten Ritter

I think there should be comedy in everything; it doesn't matter what you're doing.

— Travis Fimmel

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

— Kristen Schaal

“You can’t keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it’ll run away and find a new pimp.”

— George Meyer

We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

— Mark Twain

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

— Chelsea Handler

When I'm writing a lyric, things can only get so serious before they start becoming humorous.

— John Prine

With comedies, it's been very gratifying to be able to clock in, laugh all day, and then clock out.

— John Cena

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five…

— Adam Sandler

Humans are so Funny. So much moralising about words while at the same time thinking it perfectly "moral" to pepper-bomb cities full…

— David Icke

“Laughter helps us view frustrations and disappointments from new perspectives; it enables us to survive hard times, setbacks, and frustrations.”

— Jeanne Segal

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

— Bo Burnham

When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar.…

— Demetri Martin

I know what is funny coming out of my mouth and what is not funny coming out of my mouth. You have…

— Kumail Nanjiani

For the first time I tried to involve an important social message about transgenders in the horror comedy genre.

— Raghava Lawrence

Many of us are trying to lead multiple lives: child, mother, wife, lover, star, giving small doses of oxygen to each and…

— Joanna Murray-Smith

Dante Alighieri was not only a Christian poet or a priest, he was a man. He was a real poet. We can…

— Roberto Benigni

“Live a life abundant in love and rich in spirit, these are the seeds of a fulfilling existence. Be the safe harbor…

— Jaeda DeWalt

There's an audience out there for all these different types of things. Whether it's comedy, motion-picture drama, family movie or a cool,…

— Ralph Macchio

Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a…

— Henry Cho

My brothers and sister and me grew up making fun of each other, the way we'd speak or move. When we get…

— Colman Domingo

I enjoy doing drama, and I enjoy doing comedy equally. They're both amazing to me, and it's such an honor to be…

— Alison Brie

I think my comedy's probably the same as my art, which is kind of abstract, impressionist, emotional. You create an emotion and…

— Vic Reeves