I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right'… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed… — Drew Carey Copy Share
Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I… — Drew Carey Copy Share
If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? — Drew Carey Copy Share
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good,… — Drew Carey Copy Share
Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And… — Drew Carey Copy Share
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. — Drew Carey Copy Share
What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on… — Drew Carey Copy Share
Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? — Drew Carey Copy Share
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. — Drew Carey Copy Share
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in… — Drew Carey Copy Share
I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel. — Drew Carey Copy Share
