I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer life, Oh well. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
This is how youre supposed to feel every day. This is what I should have felt like my whole life! I always… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed… — Drew Carey Copy Share
Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I… — Drew Carey Copy Share
If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? — Drew Carey Copy Share
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good,… — Drew Carey Copy Share
Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And… — Drew Carey Copy Share
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. — Drew Carey Copy Share
What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on… — Drew Carey Copy Share
Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? — Drew Carey Copy Share
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. — Drew Carey Copy Share
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in… — Drew Carey Copy Share
I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel. — Drew Carey Copy Share
