I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first. — David Walliams Copy Share Image
There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don't think there is any other way you can do it,… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I think comedy is a bit more international than people credit. I happily watch lots of American shows and American comedy films.… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with… — David Walliams Copy Share
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start… — David Walliams Copy Share
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising… — David Walliams Copy Share
“Alberta thought for a moment, and took a live mouse out of her pocket by its tail before dropping it into Wagner’s mouth. The… — David Walliams Copy Share
Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can't rely on thinking "Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this… — David Walliams Copy Share
There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. — David Walliams Copy Share
“nashin awa wi their een watterin. But naebody wis aw that freendly tae him. Naebody stapped for a blether.” — David Walliams Copy Share
People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard. — David Walliams Copy Share
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don't think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise… — David Walliams Copy Share
No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence. — David Walliams Copy Share
“One boy dropped his trousers and did an almighty—!” “I don’t need to know, thank you!” replied Stella, cutting the boy off.” — David Walliams Copy Share
“They may have only had one pence to spend, but their hearts beamed with gold.” — David Walliams Copy Share
