“On your journey to nature, take your cat along, and leave your car at home.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Cats don’t care if you’re there or not as long as there’s food in their bowl.” — M.E. Rhines Copy Share Image
“There's nae reasoning wi some cats. You say 'reason', they mew 'treason'. Ken?” — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Calling cats,’ it confided, ‘tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In the Psalm of the Fiends Love…discriminates while the fat cats feed the rats their daily dose of cake. — Otep Copy Share Image
What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys? — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
“The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Cruel, but composed and bland, Dumb, inscrutable and grand, So Tiberius might have sat, Had Tiberius been a cat. — Matthew Arnold Copy Share Image
It is not a good omen to meet a lot of cats when one sets out on a journey, so the Lieutenant… — Selma Lagerlöf Copy Share Image
One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work - supposing you're trying to find out how a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“There are several tasks that humans cannot manage on their own. As their caretakers, it becomes incumbent upon cats to assist whenever… — Michael Ray Taylor Copy Share Image
Just think about it yourself; you don't want to put the [cat's] litter box down the basement because that's too far, on… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
Cats have a sort of game they play when they meet. A player alternates between watching the strange cat and ignoring her,… — Kij Johnson Copy Share Image
Cats are too independent. They piss me off. They play when they want, and then they turn their back on you. Dogs,… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
“Do you know why I like dogs and not cats? Because when you’re talking to dogs, they don’t walk away in order… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Nell was like a witch. Her long silvery hair rolled into a bun on the back of her head, the narrow wooden… — Kate Morton Copy Share Image
“There’re all sorts of cats—just like there’re all sorts of people.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's a commonly known fact that while cats can't stand ghosts, spiders love them.” — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
“I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clark Gregg is so cool. He's a pretty cool cat. People are drawn to him. — Maurissa Tancharoen Copy Share Image
Cats are so easy. I would definitely welcome more cats into the Stern household. — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
“If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image