Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. — Oliver Herford Copy Share Image
Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children? — Caroline Paul Copy Share Image
“Crazy as a cuttlefish Nasty as a RAT Put her in a pie dish Give her to the CAT!” — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
We make interesting companies and real businesses. It's not social networks for cats. — Harper Reed Copy Share Image
“ Mealtime "A mousie squealing in a trap Woke me from my morning nap. Wasn't he so very sweet To tell me… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday. — Tammy Blanchard Copy Share Image
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
'It does not matter whether the Cat is BLACK or WHITE the main thing is can she catch a Rat or not. — Kokob Copy Share Image
“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
My cat, Kevin, has adorable habits - he waits for me while I'm showering because he loves to have his face washed… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
One of my favorite L.A. movies is 'Ed Wood,' and it's about how Bela Lugosi went from being this movie star personality… — Shane Black Copy Share Image
I think women are much more open to new ideas but approach a line more from a more personal and skeptical place… — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
“You're the man now,' she said to me after my father died, 'you're the man.' Then she turned to Popeye, our calico… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Curiosity killed the cat, but not before teaching her that honey bees are not sweet, tweeting birds are slow to react, mice… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it… — Barbara Mertz Copy Share Image
Walter had never liked cats. They'd seemed to him the sociopaths of the pet world, a species domesticated as an evil necessary… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“...of course, every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats. — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
“(some Frenchman said that the cat is the soul of the house, and we agree).” — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
What though care killed a cat, thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
