I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Tell me, where did you get your clinical psychology degree from? Oh, that's right. The University of Bullshit.” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should… — Gonjasufi Copy Share Image
I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them. — Ben Dreyfuss Copy Share Image
If a girl has a wall up its because it was built. Brick by brick, lie after lie, heartbreak after heartbreak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Keys," she repeated, and slowly stepped back. "What do you mean, keys?" "Car keys. As in, give them up. Now." Shane had… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I'm just giving you some spiel, the ludicrous plot of a novel, a story I invented to touch your heart—one-third bullshit, one-third… — Antonio Lobo Antunes Copy Share Image
I don't say anything and he casually leans against my desk, picking up the novel that's sitting there. "It's bullshit," he tells… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“It's not in the interests of the self-serving government to educate the masses to the point where they are smart enough to… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
Everyone knows ladies love Cajuns. It's in our blood and our language is the language of romance." "Your language is the language… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
One of the 12 steps is to admit that you're powerless, but I think that's bullshit. I think it's important to empower… — Zachary Cole Smith Copy Share Image
Why is Dave Chappelle going to Africa? Why does Mariah Carey make a hundred-million dollar deal and take her clothes off on… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Why is everything based on look nowadays? Your friends have to look good to hang out with, if you don't look good… — LostInTears Copy Share Image
Very well." He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. "You haven't run off so you want to talk. I will… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Real spiritual journey in life is the discovery of self. I think once you take all the religious bullshit away from Jesus… — Matthew Modine Copy Share Image
Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
The myth stems from the belief that writing is some mystical process. That it's magical. That it abides by its own set… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“In plain English, you need to wrestle the doubts and accusations that it’s all just bullshit. And, needless to say, the majority… — Hanzi Freinacht Copy Share Image
Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit. — Steve Berry Copy Share Image
If the Mayans were wrong and it's not the end of the world this year, can we make it the end of… — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Everything he did was at least partial and often total bullshit” (402). — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
..."better to have loved and lost" bullshit. Don't show me paradise and then burn it down. — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
“This is absurd. This is awful. This isn’t how people show loyalty. This is epic, epic bullshit.” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes out of their mouths… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have to put your hand up in front of the bullshit wagaon and say, "Enough!” — Charlie Carillo Copy Share Image
“See? There’s a silver lining in every dark cloud or whatever bullshit they say.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Bitch please, if dicks needed current to work, your mouth would be an Electric company !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
This is a short book because most books about writing are filled with bullshit. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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