So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter. — Andrew Delbanco Copy Share Image
“Bullshit! Li-ar! Your mother and father are dead like everybody else. Everybody is dead.” — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“Now I really have it all. I've been given some bullshit in my time, but that…” — Tim O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.” — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All screenwriting books are bullshit, all. Watch movies, read screenplays. Let them be your guide. — Brian Koppelman Copy Share Image
“It was on my twenty-sixth birthday that it finally hit me: Love was bullshit. There was no happily ever after.” — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
Now you lying on you own Pussy Cat Girl? Dint your Mammy never warn you not to lie on you Pussy Cat… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your… — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
“Listen you little turd, don’t tell me my business. It’s not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled. "But Green … Yikes,… — Judy Byington Copy Share Image
I would say that each of us has only one thing to gain from the feminist movement: Our whole humanity. Because gender… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
“These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous,… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“all paperwork is, pardon my language, Ms Li, pestilential putrefaction designed to confound the real work of society in a quagmire of… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
Never be disappointed if someone close to you believed the bullshit that someone had to say about you, because at the end… — AR Copy Share Image
Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
There's a lot of levels of metanarrative that I like to play with. That's why I like the Ghostfacers, because we actually… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
Someone who lies and someone who tells the truth are playing on opposite sides, so to speak, in the same game. Each… — Harry Frankfurt Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent of everything that goes on in most Christian churches has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual religion. Intelligent people… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Docs are more exhausting because of the physical labor that's required. Feature filmmaking is more exhausting because of politics and the bullshit.… — George Hickenlooper Copy Share Image
How about you cut off your tongue, shove it up your ass and taste your own bullshit once in a awhile. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
People put up with bullshit just to enjoy a few happy moments with someone. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
My best maybe shit, but any shit maybe, better then your bullshit!!! — Giuseppe Prestigiacomo Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
People's bullshit and fakeness is the main reason why I got a small circle and I don't hang with different crews. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
There's a lot of bullshit in Peter Fonda's autobiography. A great deal of it is complete fabrication. — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how people talk shit about you, when the only thing they actually know about you is your name — Sushan Sharma Copy Share Image
Bullshitters , Get Bullshitted , When The Bullshittin Get Started ! — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
If only he knew about the world without the bullshit and the lies, we could've saved him. They could've saved me. — Asking Alexandria Copy Share Image
2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
