Bullshit Quotes · Page 17

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

— Justin Halpern

By all means go back to that stupid bitch; hope she puts up with your lies and bullshit.

— Anonymous

So many great people are dead, and so many assholes I know are still alive. Karma's bullshit. I wish it was true,…

— John Waters

“Every family needs a black sheep to call them on their bullshit.”

— Karina Halle

Blood, especially fake, and guns, this is bullshit. It works in the movie, but on set it doesn't work for me.

— Vincent Cassel

Love isn't cool anymore.It's full of bullshits,pains,craps and it's sucks!

— Farishta

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

— Doug Stanhope

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed…

— Jim Butcher

I just wanna perform, I wanna get back on the scene, I wanna do all the festivals and stuff like that. I…

— Lady Sovereign

If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to…

— Amy Sedaris

Even if you're a poet sitting in your room writing a poem, you're still in the world - although I guess being…

— Abel Ferrara

“Art suffers the moment other people start paying for it. The more you need the money, the more people will tell you…

— Hugh MacLeod

People can smell the bullshit and see through the curtains. People know when something's real and when something isn't, and when some…

— William Beckett

The big leap that happened to me and my business came to me when one of my rules disappeared... So much of…

— Vishen Lakhiani

Those teenagers that sit in their rooms, crying themselves to sleep, with anxiety and depression. Were once the current children, who have…

— Ream

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested…

— The Rev

People always say it's harder to heal a wounded heart than a wounded body. Bullshit. It's exactly the opposite—a wounded body takes…

— Xiaolu Guo

I've always been passionate about human rights in general. I think anyone who knows me can attest to that. I really wasn't…

— Lauren Jauregui

It feels like it is a daily work and an ongoing task to undo all of the f - - g programming…

— Amanda Palmer

We know there's a clear gap in fairness. There just is in equity. In a lot of ways, economically, racially, blah, blah,…

— Michael Keaton

You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'll say this, and it'll sound like bullshit, but it's not: I don't really pay attention to this stuff [Man Booker Prize]…

— Paul Beatty

I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to change or evolve. You don't want to just keep doing…

— Patton Oswalt

Neoliberalism is vulnerable. When it comes to talking about social provisions, the only argument they have is the argument of barbarians: that…

— Henry Giroux

...If u dont like me, stop staring at me and stop talking at me...boastful..! I dont like you also..stay away from me..

— Mharzvillar

“There were no books in the Afterwards, which the people thought was some serious bullshit.”

— Amber Sparks

“If you can’t impress them with your ability, dazzle them with your bullshit. ”

— Doug Dandridge

For people considering suicide, it is bullshit. Endure the moment.

— Courtney Love

That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.

— Tammara Webber

If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.

— Anonymous

You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say.

— Anonymous

“If you see something out there that is bullshit, you can replace it with something that is not.”

— Priceonomics

“I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo”

— Cora Carmack

This shit you hear about me may be true but then again it might be as fake as the Bitch who told…

— Lil Wayne

I'm just not buying it, so find someone else to con into your deel

— Anonymous

I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does.

— Ryan Reynolds

“Anyone else asks how I’m doing I’ll say okay, and that wil be bullshit. It’s true, but it’ll stil be bullshit.”

— Eileen Wilks

Seeking happiness ain't easy esp, when your in a environment full of assholes!

— Anonymous

Believing your own bullshit is always a perilous activity, but never more fatal than for the owner of a start-up venture.

— Felix Dennis

If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson