Bullshit Quotes

“Aware of my own bullshit.”

— Nur

Love is bullshit.

— Anonymous

Im Ray Charles to the bullshit.

— Anonymous

Money talks, bullshit walks.

— Stephen King

25 Years of Bullshit.

— Henry Rollins

“Closure is bullshit.”

— James Ellroy

Partyy and bullshit

— Biggie Smalls

Life's too short to bullshit.

— Naomi Campbell

Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit.

— Anonymous

Lets talk bullshit, whisper some gossip and laugh about it!!

— Glen Rambharack

“Im not built for the bullshit --- TOI”

— Anonymous

“You do realize fairytales are bullshit,” he said.”

— Monica Alexander

Honesty is better than suger coated Bullshit…

— Kevin D'cruz

“Love sticks, and it stays and it braves the bullshit.”

— Tarryn Fisher

I love you is eight letters...then again, so is bullshit.

— Ville Valo

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

— George Carlin

I do not stand for the bs. At all. Come correct or I'll check you.

— Enhance Dreams

It's mighty funny that I get a txt saying your tired and going to bed but after saying gn I see your…

— Nikkileigh321

And as an afterthought, this too must be told: Some people have taken pure bullshit and turned it into gold.

— Neil Young

My bullshitometer went off the dial and broke my giveashit function.

— Sarah Moores

We deal way too much with shit than with good things in our lives.

— Anonymous

Dont believe everything you hear :b because chances are its all BULLSHIT!

— Anonymous

“But there was something about Nola that negated my bullshit ability.”

— Devon Monk

“No one believes in the koseh she’r”—the bullshit—“that you’re going to say.”

— Maziar Bahari

There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. Don't wait…

— Kris Carr

Heroes didn't win. The heroes were whoever happened to win. History told their story -- the dead didn't say a word. All…

— Hugh Howey

A lot of actors think that the more lines they have the more attention they get. That's bullshit. I make people look…

— Lee Van Cleef

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was…

— Richard Jeni

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people…

— Charlie Sheen

Its so stupid how ...when ur alive everybody has a lot of shit to say about you nd once you die everyone…

— Anonymous

In reality bad boys are commonly druggies or bloody damn assholes who have no morals...so don't BELIEVE in stories, they're full of…

— Anonymous

“My Father roballen2, died in a car crash in early 2011...much BULLSHIT has been spread around about him since then"... Lily Allen”

— Lily Allen

There's a point when you're dating someone where you become aware of all the things you kind of thought you couldn't depart…

— Matthew Healy

I hear people talk in my head and I write it down. I choose where they live and how they dress to…

— Nicole Holofcener

As someone who listens almost exclusively to contemporary hip-hop and R&B, I definitely like "No Bullshit" by Chris Brown, and melodically I'm…

— How to Dress Well

One of my favorite things that Yahoo does on a regular basis is this story: "Wealthiest Rap Artists." That's an example of…

— DJ Shadow

How could I have been the valedictorian, the smartest, and never known Harlem existed? As a result, I began a lifelong learning…

— Lynne Stewart

It would get really alienating, to have my face be the face of a cause. So much just comes down to the…

— Win Butler

This week my son thinks he's the Supremes.All of them. So we can scratch "straight"off the list. At least I hope we…

— Steve Kluger

Shit movin but I ain't doin Bitches around screwin Feel crazy but ain't bruisin Girl chosin hate that taste mandarin Ass full…

— Bandy