Girls: Practice makes perfect! Boys: But nobody is perfect! So, why do we need to practice?! — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Just because you candy coat your bullshit, doesn't mean you're feeding me M&M's!! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation. — Brad Blanton Copy Share Image
I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes. — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
“There’s also the predicament that what I’ve described isn’t actually yoga; it’s bullshit.” — Rebecca Pacheco Copy Share Image
Funny how people hate being in a situation they caused themselves. If you hate drama, don't cause it. Simple as that. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
“But when you begin with bullshit the conclusion you reach is still bullshit.” — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
Honesty is not for everybody, some people react better to bullshit!! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I’m a total atheist, and for me it’s just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of… — Myla Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Ronan, for his part, couldn’t quite believe how ordinary the people on Wall Street were. “It’s a whole industry of bullshit,” he… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
New York is all about sort of a corporate sensibility, and it is squeezed out room for any other kind of sensibility,… — Chris Noth Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine being a girl. The bullshit routine they had to go through just to get out the door consumed half… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations! illumnations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit! — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
My biggest advice would be to take the pictures you want to take. Don’t think about the marketplace, what sells or what… — David LaChapelle Copy Share Image
There’s no “correct path” to becoming a real artist. You might think you’ll gain legitimacy by going to university, getting published, getting… — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
Women have to work much harder to make it in this world. It really pisses me off that women don't get the… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I see why so many women got a fucked up mind. You got lame ass wanna be men telling them all types… — Kenneth Hampton Copy Share Image
The right, like Pat Buchanan and Rush Limbauggh, use women and the black man and the Hispanic immigrant and the gay man… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Every time I'm in the studio, I always think of my professor in undergrad. He was like, "There are so many artists… — Wardell Milan Copy Share Image
Why is it sports is the only thing white people see us being successful at? I don't want to play football," he… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
You have more power, more control than you could possibly imagine. My heart is in your hands. That's not bullshit. I'm not… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Do your self a big favor ! Shut the eff up ! I surely don't need to hear your B.S — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I feel that the people I see in the media are sometimes more real than I am, which is utter bullshit. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
I smile through the pain and bullshit because I know it will get better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw!” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
I have never done anything to hurt you, and your husband comes before me? That's bullshit mom, Pay attention to me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
These days people don't think with their mind, soul and heart.. They say shit to us and then they realize they were… — Mindy Morin Copy Share Image
“Some of the things that beat the shit out of you . . . can beat the bullshit out of you too.” — Henry V. O'Neil Copy Share Image
“Lying is a defiance of the truth. Bullshitting is a wholesale dismissal of the truth.” — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
“If Jimmy indeed cracked corn and you truly didn't care, why the fuck did you write a song about it? I call… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
