I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“Gender should not dictate who brings home the bacon and who fries it up in the pan.” — Liz O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“For the rest of her life, hope was going to smell a little bit like bacon.” — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
I like a good protein and fat breakfast, so avocado, bacon, eggs, and some veggies. — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
Once you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
The News has just informed me that there might be a bacon shortage. I don't know how we're going to get through… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The day Spenkelink was put to death a popular Jacksonville disc jockey aired a recording of sizzling bacon and dedicated it to… — Stephen G. Michaud Copy Share Image
Someone is dressing their newborn baby as a PIECE OF BACON for Halloween. What I would not GIVE for a photo of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not… — Alison McGhee Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee Copy Share Image
“just heard a commercial which told me Farmer John smokes his own bacon. now, there's one tough son of a bitch.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Somebody once asked me if I changed my name for acting. What kind of an idiot would want to suffer a lifetime… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
“Niko popped a spare slice of bacon in his mouth, chewing it up contentedly. “I hate being a soul, being dead. You… — Molly Ringle Copy Share Image
“That women bring home the bacon, fry it up, serve it for breakfast, and use its greasy remains to make candles for… — Jennifer Senior Copy Share Image
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling… — Alexandra Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and… — Dusty Baker Copy Share Image
“After observing southern culture for some time, Emily Burke concluded that the people of the South would not think they could subsist… — Sam Bowers Hilliard Copy Share Image
“Francis Bacon is a good-looking young man. I don't think he has a girlfriend but I don't know. I don't think he… — James Marshall Copy Share Image
Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The World to Bacon does not only owe it's present knowledge, but its future too. — John Dryden Copy Share Image
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'll only diet for a Marvel movie. I will give up bacon and waffles to be Storm. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind. — Harley Pasternak Copy Share Image
I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
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