It's an indulgence to go out for bacon and eggs. It's not something you can do every day. — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
“I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“It took a back seat when I was given a mate so hot that he could cook bacon on his abs.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
There are so many amazing plant-based foods out there that I don't feel the urge to eat tofu bacon. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
Not a brussel sprouts fan? Try them shredded and fried in a pan with bacon - no one can say 'no' to… — Monica Galetti Copy Share Image
The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I can smell bacon sizzling or chicken roasting and appreciate the aroma, but I don't want to eat it. — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
“No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon." Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon.” — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
Who cares abut getting to school early, or making it to that business metting so early, who cares about anything that happens… — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
My best thing I grill is a bacon wrapped filet with garlic butter. That's my go-to. My wife likes it. I like… — George Kittle Copy Share Image
I want to spend as much time as I can with my family, yet I'm aware of having to bring home the… — Dan Stevens Copy Share Image
In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home —and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Mere negation, mere Epicurean infidelity, as Lord Bacon most justly observes, has never disturbed the peace of the world. It furnishes no… — Thomas B. Macaulay Copy Share Image
“It is the custom on the stage in all good, murderous melodramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes in as… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The first slap-jack given me for dinner was a cake of flour, partially fried in a pan of fat bacon. I nibbled… — James Smith Copy Share Image
“Whatever mirth Miss Wynter had been holding onto burst out in a spray of eggs and bacon ... 'It's a good thing… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Today we take New England clam chowder as something traditional that makes our roots as American cooking very solid, with a lot… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“The more a man gazes on what he loves, the more he sets fire to his heart and bastes it with bacon… — Guillaume de Lorris Copy Share Image
“I don’t like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“I’ve sometimes imagined that if sin had a flavor, it might very well be bacon. It even tastes smoky, as if it… — George Takei Copy Share Image
You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon. — Homer Copy Share Image
Someday I hope I am successful enough so I can add bacon to my burger without asking how much more it costs. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“Didn't I tell you? I've got one superpower. I can detect bacon from anywhere. Guess I'm still hungry You're killing me Holden.… — Jordan Dane Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your… — Danish Copy Share Image
“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying,… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no reason why bacon envelope glue should exist, let alone be so popular that it's sold… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
“A solitary eyebrow inched up Perry’s forehead. “Your lust for meat never ceases to amaze me.” “Don’t judge,” Dita said around a… — Staci Hart Copy Share Image
“As a matter of fact, life starts to feel mighty long when all you eat is turkey bacon and egg whites and… — George Takei Copy Share Image
Bacon, bacon, oh I love me some bacon! It's the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it… — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
I don't know if there is too much bacon! I used to have bacon parties. That's how much I love bacon. — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“The Other Pigskin Once you put bacon in a salad, it’s no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of Find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm looking for freedom with a side of restraining order, but everything just comes with bacon.” — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
