Bacon. Crispy. Salty. I could just eat a mountain of bacon for breakfast; it's so delicious. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters. — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks! — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
“Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.” — Stephanie Stamm Copy Share Image
On weekends, I do brunch at home: whole grain bagels, lox, avocado, eggs, and organic bacon. — Mary Helen Bowers Copy Share Image
A couple of flitches of bacon are worth fifty thousand Methodist sermons and religious tracts. They are great softeners of temper and… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
I'm away so much I've had to learn to cook, and I find it relaxing after filming. I make stews and liver… — Ray Winstone Copy Share Image
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Kummerspeck (“grief bacon”) is German for the weight put on from eating too much when feeling sorry for yourself.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Do that and the carbs will only drag you down, make you mentally foggy. Stick with protein while writing. By the way,… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
Good night world if you wake up before me I'll have bacon and eggs with a side order of happiness for breakfast. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I remember when you used to have your profession on your passport and I always thought that being a painter was the… — Damien Hirst Copy Share Image
You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Let's all be honest here for a second, okay - bacon? Not even that good. Now, I'm not saying that it's bad.… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
When I cook for my family on Christmas, I make feijoada, a South American dish of roasted and smoked meats like ham,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“bacon.” No, I do not bring home the bacon. At best, I bring home imitation bacon bits. “Fry it up in a… — Jane Jenkins Herlong Copy Share Image
It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.”… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Do you think that's, like, REAL bacon?" I whispered to Sydney and Dimitri. "And not like squirrel or something?" "Looks real to… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
But I find with Francis Bacon, some of the things were in the place, and someone who was connected with these schools… — Mark Rylance Copy Share Image
I think that was very important to Bacon... personally. I think he went to great efforts to get a house for the… — Mark Rylance Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I hate bacon. Everyone thinks I'm insane... maybe I am. I don't like it at all. — Jillian Rose Reed Copy Share Image
Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
A sandwich needn't be loaded with bacon or ham to make it a serious feast. — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Culture is the possibility and impossibility that bacon and fruit can appear on the same plate. — Andy Hargreaves Copy Share Image
“As I’ve said many times, the only way to stay trim is to eat bacon.” — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
