“I’ve sometimes imagined that if sin had a flavor, it might very well be bacon.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
I didn't eat pork either. Except bacon, of course. Everyone eats bacon. — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Exercise… ex-er-cise…eks-r-size…eggs-are-sides... =Eggs are sides… For bacon — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out.… — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
“One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but… — Frank Tayell Copy Share Image
You can eat cornmeal pudding with some cream as a sweet dish, or combine it with salty and savoury things such as… — Andi Oliver Copy Share Image
@poptart You're so greedy that if you became King, you'd force everyone to convert to Judaism just to save all the bacon… — Leilaa Copy Share Image
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
If deep-frying catfish, try a dredge of seasoned flour and cornmeal and add some bacon fat to the oil. — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
“I quickly scoop up the rest of my personal life on display on the sidewalk and I'm relieved that I had removed… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
That Francis Bacon retains his reputation gained, is not strange to any that knows him. The unusual words wherewith he had spangled… — Edward Coke Copy Share Image
My wife, trying to be helpful, goes to the grocery store and buys this stuff called soy bacon. Let me tell you… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Habits like blogging often and regularly, writing down the way you think, being clear about what you think are effective tactics, ignoring… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
“Liam's hash brown casserole can only be described as so over-the-top ridiculous I fear Paula Deen is sitting somewhere cackling about it.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“Contemporaries only know the authority figures and the loudmouths. And the people born into power. But it takes perspective to know who's… — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
Good God," I said. "This is the most stereotypical vampire food ever." "Only if it was raw. What do you think?" "It's… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image