Baby Quotes · Page 53

He was born a politician. No, Ursula thought, he was born a baby, like everyone else. And this is what he has…

— Kate Atkinson

I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.

— Marion Jones

I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming.

— Colin Powell

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!!

— David Lee Roth

“They didn’t fly out of my body, I actually had to push the little fuckers out.”

— Sonia Clement on Tegan and Sara

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.

— Dana Gould

I'm here without you baby. But you're still on my lonely mind.. :(

— 3 Doors Down

I started dancing before I could talk. Other babies learn to stand and then walk - I just danced.

— Bruno Tonioli

It's powerfully important for me as a pro-choice person and person who supports Planned Parenthood to have Rob accept me as not…

— Abigail Disney

When we [adoption agency] have a birth mother who is pregnant and she doesn't know the race of the father, she is…

— Rosie O'Donnell

“Do you want a baby?” I finally ask. “No.” My heart almost stops. “No?” “I don’t want a baby.” Dean puts his…

— Nina Lane

I had a little bit of resistance to the idea of taking energy away from my work, and the baby comes along…

— Ani DiFranco

Witch Baby wanted to ask Ping how to find her Jah-Love angel. She knew Raphael was not him, even though Raphael had…

— Francesca Lia Block

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is…

— Carol Burnett

I'd heard about people having miscarriages when they were trying for babies, but my situation was very different. What happens if you…

— Laura Whitmore

Cultural expectations shade and color the images that parents-to-be form. The baby product ads, showing a woman serenely holding her child, looking…

— Ellen Galinsky

That's gotta be the one remaining constant - jeans have gotta be tight, baby.

— Luke Bryan

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Any '90s baby, The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin had to be your favorite wrestler.

— DaBaby

As a startup CEO, I slept like a baby. I woke up every 2 hours and cried.

— Ben Horowitz

When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything

— Scott Baio

What Death protects can't be harmed and baby, you're the only thing I protect - Dank, Predestined

— Abbi Glines

Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.

— Anonymous

Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.

— Billie Holiday

“TIRING FACTS OF INFANT SLEEP Babies enter sleep through REM sleep; they need help to go to sleep.”

— William Sears

“You know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait that sounds fucked up.”

— John Green

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

— Jerry Coleman

Never will a time come when the most marvelous recent invention is as marvelous as a newborn child.

— Carl Sandburg

Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job. Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies.

— Edward Abbey

Baby kicking...he's keeping me up all night. Guess he's getting me ready for parenthood

— Tamera Mowry

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

— Natalie Wood

If only we could have them back as babies today, now that we have some idea what to do with them.

— Nancy Mairs

Being a new dad, I knew it would be hard, but I don't think you really know how tired you can get…

— T. J. Oshie

I love you, I LOVE YOU, I love you, I LOVE YOU, I love you, I LOVE YOU, I love you, I…

— Author Name

Bathrooms on the plane are so small. Where are you supposed to change a baby?

— Evan Ross

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

— Tina Brown

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.

— Jim Gaffigan

The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.

— Bethenny Frankel

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

— Douglas Feaver

Get Julian Jackson in here baby!...Julian Jackson, winner take all baby, that's all I gotta say, winner take all! Arghhh!

— James Toney