Baby Quotes · Page 52

When you try and flip a guy from heel to baby face, the audience gets confused.

— Arn Anderson

The simple man, baby, pays for the thrills, the bills, and the pills that kill.

— Anonymous

Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

— Paul Reiser

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

— Ronald Reagan

Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby.

— Walter Benjamin

It's difficult when you have a new baby but, at the same time, a nice distraction.

— Jack Wilshere

There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls.

— Stanley Bing

Here you’re just a person…one with a life force that can feed us all. (Misery) Baby, I’m not worth the indigestion. Trust…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Guy's think woman are doing them a favor by accepting there hand in marriage but, Us woman accept proposal, get married, have…

— Anonymous

one thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than…

— Anne Lamott

It comes out of human beings, it comes from the dark side of the human being, when people don't give a hoot…

— Luis Valdez

The only and absolute perfect union of two is when a baby hangs suspended in its mother's womb, like a tiny madman…

— Diane Ackerman

Everybody’s got rights. A man tied to a bed got rights. A man down in a dungeon got rights. A little screaming…

— Justin Torres

Successful Investing takes time, discipline and patience. No matter how great the talent or effort, some things just take time: You can't…

— Warren Buffett

I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands. In the course of the experiment, that chimp had a baby.…

— Amy Hempel

I was born in the middle of the century in the middle of the country, a classic Baby Boomer.

— Mitt Romney

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

— Anne Lamott

All those things they say about a baby changing your perspective - it does!

— Rachel Zoe

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

— Anonymous

I haven't bought anything excessive. I do plan on buying an island and filling it with baby tigers, though.

— Kesha

That's why I like babies. They're like beginnings we don't have?

— Lesley Howarth

Where´s my leadin´ lady? Let me try this new love scene on you, baby.

— Bootsy Collins

Somehow when you see a politician kiss a baby, shake a hand -- kiss anything -- it is tainted.

— Elise Valmorbida

A little child born yesterday A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.

— Homer

I want babies too," he said huskily. "Daughters as beautiful as you are.

— Maya Banks

Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department.

— Cam'ron

“Say somethin' if your feelin the vibe, say somethin' baby don't be so shy!”

— Austin Mahone

“You kick ass with a microwave, baby. Don’t sell yourself short.”

— J.B. Salsbury

I can't eat at all when I get sad; all I want is soup and easy-to-swallow baby food and, of all things,…

— Sophie Dahl

Growing up in the '90s, I just loved 'Ice Ice Baby.' I knew, and still know, every single word to that song.

— Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf.

— Alice Cooper

Onscreen, babies and animals are my inspiration. They're so alive and there and not messed up in the head the way I…

— Cate Blanchett

I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show.

— Ricki Lake

When I call myself an affirmative action baby, I'm talking about the essence of what affirmative action was when it started.

— Sonia Sotomayor

I want to be here, for my family. I want to be here for my baby. I want to see the birth…

— Jayson Williams

That's why I'm lucky to have him as my baby.His cute out going, entertaing, lovely and sexy, Love you danish <3

— Jasmine

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free.

— Mac Davis

“...a vase full of flowers: dark red and pale pink in a cloud of baby's breath.”

— Kim Edwards

He grinned. “That’s because pixies are ever-after. We’re magic, baby. Just ask Matalina.

— Kim Harrison