“Oh, for the love of baby humans everywhere, you’re an idiot.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one — Candice Bergen Copy Share Image
If he's left before the baby , he isn't worth coming back to be the daddy . — Julia Nichols Copy Share Image
“What? My gastrointestinal clock was ticking. I wanted a food baby.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
What do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife. — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
When held up to the window pane, What fixed my baby stare? The glory of the glittering rain, And newness everywhere. — Alfred Austin Copy Share Image
I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course. — John Stamos Copy Share Image
“My baby don’ care fo’ rings or other expensive things— My baby just cares—fo’—me!” — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When Baby Boomer women started choosing hotel-like birthing centers over hospital delivery rooms, hospitals quickly wised up. Now even rural hospitals offer… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
Immortality,' said Crake, ' is a concept. If you take 'mortality' as being, not death, but the foreknowledge of it and the… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
When you gone to get married? You need to have some babies. It’ll settle you.' 'I don’t want to make somebody else.… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
Lars von Trier, Wim Wenders, Werner Herzog: They all write, which is much better because it's their baby, and they know what… — Udo Kier Copy Share Image
It is all a question of sensitiveness. Brute force and overbearing may make a terrific effect. But in the end, that which… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“And, in the warm silence, in the peaceful solitude of the study, Clotilde smiled down at the baby who was still sucking… — Émile Zola Copy Share Image