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Sorry 4 d kids of next generation

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
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They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
Sent msgs,
And "browser history" :p

Meet In RAJASTAN...

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Saza khoob mili tum say dil laganay ki

Saza khoob mili tum say dil laganay ki,
Nazar lagi hay meray pyaar ko zamanay ki..

Ab to qabar main say bhi nikal k kehtay hain meray haath,
Hamain tou hasratain reh gayain tum galay laganay ki

Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye

Is qadar hamari chahat ka imtehan na lijiye,
Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye..

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayai hum say khata,
Youn khamosh reh kar hamain saza na dijiye....

Y r u praying in classroom?

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

Dil ki batoon ko to honton say nahin kehtay

Phool khiltay hain baharon ka sama hota hay,
Aisay mousam main tou pyaar javaan hota hay,

Dil ki batoon ko to honton say nahin kehtay,
Yeh afsana to nigahon say bayan hota hay....

If u have any problem

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I'll help u (:

If u don't hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
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I'll create problem
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Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain ...

Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

Life is strange....

Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

Money is just a piece of paper

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay

Kisi ko apna bananay main dair lagti hay,
Aik wada nibhanay main dair lagti hay,

Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay,
Magar usay bhulanay main dai lagti hay....