SMS / Text Messages

Man : How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Ladies hostel caught Fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

U luv sum1,u marry sum1 else

Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"

Someone asked wat makes people happy?

Someone asked wat makes people happy? Some said wealth & some fame. I was thinkin abt it & my cell beeped n received ur sms. I smiled n said "This makes me happy".

Do more than..

Do more then belong - participate
Do more then care - help
Do more then believe - practice
Do more then b fair - b kind
Do more then 4give - 4get
Do more then dream - work

What happens when a lion roars thrice?

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

Smile is a language of love,

Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling

When u feel lonely and alone

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka

Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka,
Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do,
Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg,
Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.

654321 Aim in life

Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D

Success is yours

DREAM - More
THINK - High
CHOOSE - Best
ANALYZE - Twice
PLAN - Perfect
BE - Confident
WORK - Hard
EXECUTE - Well
Then
SUCCESS - Is YOURS ... :)