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U r a nice person...

U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

Happy birthday 2 u

Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!

My message & your smile

Wonderful Combinations in this world...
Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & water,
My message & Your SMILE..!

Difference b/w promises & memories

Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES...

PROMISE: we break them..
.
.
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MEMORIES: they break us.

Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh

Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh Mujh Ko
Ungliyaan phair Ke BAloon Main Sulla Deh Mujh Ko

Jis Tarah Faltu Guldaan Paray Rehtay Hain
Apne Ghar Ke Kisi Konay Se Lagga Deh Mujh Ko

Yaad Kar Ke Mujhe Takleef He Hoti Hogii
Aik Kissa Hoon Purana Sa Bhulla Deh Mujh Ko

Doobtay Doobtay Awaaz Teri Sunn Jaoon
Akhiri Baar Tu Sahil Se Sadah Deh Mujh Ko

Main Tere Hijr Main Chup Chaap Na Marr Jaoon Kahin
Main Hoon Saktay Main Kabhii Aa Ke Rulla Deh Mujh Ko

Dekh Main Hogaya Badnaam Kitaboon Ki Tarah
Merii Tasheer Na Kar Ab Tu Jalla Deh Mujh Ko

Rhootna Tera Meri Jaan Liye Jata Hai
Aesay Naraaz Na Ho Hans Ke Dekha Deh Mujh Ko

Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi Manga Mere Malik Tujh Se
Us Ki Galiyoon Main Parii Khaak Banaa Deh Mujh Ko

Log Kehtay Hain Ke Yeh Ishq Niggal Jata Hai
Main Bhi Is Ishq Main Aya Hoon,Dua Deh Mujhe Ko

Yahi Okaat Hai Meri Tere Jeevan Mein Ke Main
Koi Kamzoor Sa Lamha Hoon, Bhulla Deh Mujh Ko

Lonely road of broken dreams

I'm A Lonely Road Of
Broken Dreams

Its A Boulevard That
I'm Searching For

These Stars Are All
So Dull

Its The Moon That I'm
Searching For

Happiness Is So Angry
At Me

Its Life That I'm
Searching For

There Is A Crowd
Around Me At All Times

Its a Friend That I'm
Searching For

My Life Is Just Like
Path

Its A Destination That
I'm Searching For

Don't Know What Is It
That I've Lost

May Be Its 'ME' That
I'm Searching For !!

5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p

Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Tomorrow exam's cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..