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Analogy for all college lecturers

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

Aaj naha lo, please

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...

How Pakistani professors speak english

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don't dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away...
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I'm here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

paas pa storo Asmanono key dey goram

Da golno pa rangono key dey goram,
DA ZRA sreko ao dardono key dey goram,
khoga yaara che pa nema shpa rayaad shy,
paas pa storo Asmanono key dey goram

bia da sro qabrono sri takhte rapasi ogora

Kala che daryaad sham may khane rapasi ogora,ya da liwano hagha kosi rapasi ogora,ya charta ki gora da bacha pa takht ba nast yama.Ya da darveshano darwaze Rapasi ogora.Ya charta hujra ki liwanay ghundi ba gerzama.Ya da abaseen ghate chapay rapasi ogora.Ta kho za heer karay wom os sala dar yadigama.Domra deer zayono ki milao ka darta na shoma,bia da sro qabrono sri takhte rapasi ogora

Here I would like to share a collection of smile quotes which makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).

In short these messages are termed as SMS for Smile :)

The shortest relationship

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

Probability of a topic

"The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...."

Thought of long life

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.