Marwadi wins lottery
Pandit tels him 2 offer a share 2 God
He throws the money up in d air,
saying~God take all u want.I'l tak watever falls

"If exposure of Body is Modernisation...,

Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!" :D ;) :P

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge,
K teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge,

Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge,
Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge.

Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj,
Muskuranay ko G karta hai,

Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon k,
Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain
Kisi k DIL ko dukhana na aya hamain

Kisi ki YAAD mein tarapna to sekh Liya !
Magar apni YAAD men kisi ko tadpana na aya hamen.

Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!

Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!

Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations

Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hun.
Har dopahar naye dardse najre chaar hota hun.

Shaam ko gahrati hai darde yaari..
Phir nayi subah ka intzar karta hun.