Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

The world's most beautiful sentence is...
"BUT...I LOVE U"
and the world's most selfish and painful sentence is
"I LOVE YOU...BUT.."

Let's go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that's what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

Be-khuloos logo'n se
Ijtinab karna hay

Mujhy apne rishto'n ka
Ehtisab karna hay

Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay

Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
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The One Topic You Didn't Read.