Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
Hindi Sardar SMS
Hindi Sardar SMS / Text Messages
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay
(25 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
Loading...Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
Sardar : bathroom main shair tha
(22 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.
2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?
1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya
(24 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga
dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..
Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota
(25 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
A sardarji Doctor falls in love
(27 votes, average: 3.26 out of 5)Loading...A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister....
wife di mout ki khabar sun ker
(29 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.