Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english)
Wife SMS / Text Messages
Your husband needs rest
(76 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Loading...Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
Reports got mixed up
(57 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!
husband: What should i do now?
Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!
Wife treats husband
(66 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?
The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."
Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday
Cool message by a wife
(62 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)
I will think about it
(22 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a married man says- "I'll think about it",
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P
Lolz
Head & Neck of the family
(58 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)
Wife : Do you want dinner?
(43 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
(44 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
I look at your picture and the problem disappears
(47 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Can I make a call to my wife?
(96 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Husband, wife & spare tyre
(64 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....