Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
(96 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
Loading...How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
(139 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
(46 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Was my fault...
(33 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
(59 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Any boyfriend before marriage
(70 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)Loading...Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
Husband aur wife in hotel
(63 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
3 Movie tickets
(67 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
One million copies of a new book sold
(113 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was(life).
Difference between wife & saali
(115 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p
A man / woman speaks
(278 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..