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Sardar SMS / Text Messages
Sardar Joined a new job
(113 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
Loading...Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
ATM Jammed because of ...
(62 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)Loading...Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
(94 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
What is a adult joke?
(54 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Nurse, Sardar and blood test
(570 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai
(58 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Differentiate wife and mother
(49 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
Sardar shopping early
(95 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
Chemical symbols & sardar
(76 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)Loading...Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Sardar on phone:
(386 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
Sardar was busy removing a wheel
(70 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler