Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

Promises r like babies

Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

Dead body cycling to school

Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

Live in center of believe

How can u believe on the word 'believe',
when there is a lie in center ? ;)
- Think..

New meaning of SMS

New meaning of SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

Reason for crying of girls/boys

Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
"GIRL"

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,

Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

Tring tring .. inbox kholo

Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

--;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

That means I must have really escaped.

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚