Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?
Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!
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Left is always open
Fabulous lines on a Traffic signal :)
"LEFT is always open for those
who dont want to go RIGHT."
"Means RIGHT always have OBSTACLEss".
Passwords of computer
Fact of Life...
Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)
Complex with difficult explanations
Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!
Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!
Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations
Love described in detail for medical students
Medical Question:
Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.
Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.
Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.
Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.
Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart
Risk Factors:
- Teenagers
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers
Etiology:
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty
Symptoms:
- Tension
- Daydream
- Tachycardia
- Insomnia
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration
Investigation:
- Diary
- Album
- Books
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)
Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal. ;->
Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
James bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"
The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"
"PAGAL KUTTA...!!"
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
Description of SMS
Description of SMS
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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!
My Msg 2 da wrld!
My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
How are the studies in this college?
A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!
Aakhri Khuwahish
Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.