Marriage SMS / Text Messages

This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

Before and after marriage

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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top

Buying a diamond ring for wife

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Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

A successful man / woman

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A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

5 funny facts of life

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Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p

Desperate to get married

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Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Why should I ?

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

Before marriage, After marriage

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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Difference between boyfriend and husband

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Before & after marriage

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Position of husband is like a split A.C.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.