Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
Insult SMS / Text Messages
When u feel sad....
(78 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
Loading...When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Phol barsao mera dost aya hai
(57 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
(480 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Plz call me, its urgent
(749 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Someone misses you
(839 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)Loading...SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..
I put my dog out of the window
(67 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'TWINS TWINS'
Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
(67 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
A monkey has been severely injured
(65 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
(68 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
(39 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2
Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene
(205 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.