Funny SMS / Text Messages

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Want to meet and talk to you

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No

Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son.

I just feel u....

I just feel u....

Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wanna See u ....
Do u know why.......

It's juts because ............

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

A husband is someone who

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D

SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.

ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation :P :D

Sending failed

girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)

girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)

girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)

girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_< . . (message sent) :P :D

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...