Latest SMS Jokes & Text Messages

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham,
Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham,
Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham,

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

I have 3 parts of my heart,
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1st 4 my Allah,
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2nd 4 my Family,
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3rd 4 myFriends.

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But no part 4 u,

Becoz,

U
R
My
Heart

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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