Latest Free SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r b’come better & better
every moment,get well soon dear

Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher

But What about Failed student?

A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER…!

berukhe ke teer khana be mera ik shook tha
dostoon ko azmana be mera ik shook tha
dard un ka apnay senay se lagaya is leay
k choot kha kar muskrana be mera ik shook tha

I may be gone for
a minute, for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say good morning or good night
but I’ll never try to say
goodbye to a person
who has been sweet and true.

As u go 2 bed 2night,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
&
2 make sure u r all right,
I’LL ask the Dracula 2 kiss your neck goodnight…

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband & Wife

DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
K=KISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SWEET
M=MISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SEXY
THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY