Tomorrow is my exam
But I don't care
Because a single sheet of paper
can't decide my future.

~Thomas Edison

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?

Me: 10 and a dead body.

A Belated Teachers' Day

Its A Humble Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
.
.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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.
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.