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If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

posted in Funny SMS

Jab barish hoti hai

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS, Rainy day SMS

Check returned back

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Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

posted in Funny SMS


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1% of women under medication for mental illness

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Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
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So beware!

99% are running around
without proper medication!!

posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

1 ladki k saath ghoomay to

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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin...
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

posted in Funny SMS

Boy U r d Sunshine

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Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life's Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I've 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

posted in Funny SMS

Girlfriend & police

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Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p

posted in Funny SMS


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Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

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Think positive
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.

Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Funny SMS

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