Embarrassing Quote by W. C. Fields

“Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.”

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

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Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

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I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.

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A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

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All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

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Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

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When I was growing up, it was so embarrassing to be from Jersey.

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