Camouflage Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Buy Camouflage Camouflage Camouflage Trousers Funny Trousers Trousers Day
I can find every jacket under the sun that I like. But I cannot find trousers cut the way I want them. They're all… — Jay Kay Copy Share Image
I didn't know what Guess jeans were. I just shopped at Wal-Mart and Kmart and stuff like that. — Anna Nicole Smith Copy Share Image
I didn't like the way it looked in white trousers, and I couldn't find anything to work underneath them. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
I have a lot of pants from a store that sells professional clown clothes. — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I have always been really scared of trousers, they aren't flattering. — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
You can find, occasionally, some absolutely fantastic things in hunting shops. I've got one jacket that I just happened across which is a kind… — Norman Foster Copy Share Image
To me, growing up in South Wales, a pair of Diesel jeans were the thing to have - if you could afford them. — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform - every… — Erykah Badu Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The shark is the apex predator in the sea. Sharks have molded evolution for 450 million years. All fish species that are prey to… — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
Camouflage is about much more than concealment and going unnoticed. There's a whole game involved between revealing and hiding. — Raf Simons Copy Share Image
My philosophy is this: Do not tamper with the anatomy of a woman's body; do not camouflage it. — Oleg Cassini Copy Share Image
The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its… — Dean Cavanagh Copy Share Image
Like all other lonely or hungry things, ego loves the light. It sees light, and the possibility of being close to the soul, and… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
In the battle that is philosophy all the techniques of war, including looting and camouflage, are permissible. — Louis Althusser Copy Share Image
“I plant the “flag” in camouflage, though you couldn’t see by looking at it. (I hide behind my patriotism, and I hide my patriotism… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Who listens to golfers? They're boring. If I want to wear camouflage on the golf course during a tournament, I will. And I have. — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
I don't like talking about which bits I like or don't like about my body. Everybody has something they're not happy with, and my… — Twiggy Copy Share Image
Humor is not an unconditional virtue; its moral character depends on its object. To laugh at the contemptible, is a virtue; to laugh at… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“Troops are everywhere in their modern, digital camouflage, designed to blend in anywhere at any time. Yet at night we wear bright yellow reflective… — Glenn Dean Copy Share Image
