Cold Quote by Tommy Cooper

“I'm recovering from a cold. I'm so full of penicillin that, if I sneeze, I'll cure someone.”

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It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

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“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”

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Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place.

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I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

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Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.

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And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.

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My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'

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Of course Messi could handle a cold Tuesday night in Stoke. He'd be drinking tea and relaxing beforehand. Me? I'd probably be the same.

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You start playing when it's cold and you want to be playing when it's cold again.

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It would be a piece of ingenuousness to accuse the man of today of his lack of moral code. The accusation would leave him…

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I would have touched it like a child But knew my finger could but have touched Cold stone and water. I grew wild, Even…

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What's to become of the morally sound? Left out in the cold, I suppose. We must heal the sick.

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When I first started, all the reviews of Cold Chisel would say, 'This singer won't have a voice in six months.'

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