Blind Quote by Tom Lehrer

It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little 'single' box on your tax return.

— Anonymous

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such…

— Dave Barry

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked…

— Cathy Guisewite

Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see clearly.

— Anonymous

Here…thank you for being a strong tax payer, don't shoot your eye out.

— Marlon Cortez Stanfield

Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand.

— Anonymous

You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the…

— David Rockefeller

Our tax code isn't perfect. Far from it.

— Colin Allred

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

— Bob Hope

Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.

— Tom Daschle

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

— Fred Allen

“Ways and Means Committee Chairman says the tax code "is tax code is longer than the Bible without the good news”

— David Camp