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“All that now separated retirement from rest was a single box. The previous owner had been eager to protect its contents, using a lock…

— Rhys Hughes

In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals,…

— Virgil Goode

I've never looked at a tax return without immediately losing consciousness.

— Rob Marshall

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return.…

— Emo Philips

My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can't deal with the numbers.…

— Bill Gates

Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq

— Conan O'Brien

And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though…

— Dave Barry

Everybody talks about candidate tax returns, and they release those - well, most. But medical records, that's another thing, and that arguably might be…

— Rush Limbaugh

I am terrible at doing nothing. I'm not brilliant at doing one thing at a time, either. Ideally, I would fill out my tax…

— Victoria Coren Mitchell

Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars:…

— Dave Barry

I will absolutely give my [tax] return, but I'm being audited now for two or three years, so I can't do it until the…

— Donald Trump

So sick of being single! Ready to fall asleep & wake next to someone special!

— Anonymous