Taxes Quote by Anonymous

I've never looked at a tax return without immediately losing consciousness.

— Rob Marshall

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

— Bob Hope

There's a lot of people out now around America who depend on checks from their fellow taxpayers being in the mailbox every day.

— Gary Bauer

I've been written off more times than some of the government's tax returns but I just keep plodding along.

— James Haskell

You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the…

— David Rockefeller

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches…

— Tom Lehrer

So, it's pretty crazy. Look, we're bailing out Wall Street, we're bailing out banks, we're bailing out car companies. In fact, did you know…

— Jay Leno

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

— Charles Kettering

The tax code gives you an enormous advantage if you can find some things you can just sit with.

— Charlie Munger

It is a general idea, that when taxes are once laid on, they are never taken off.

— Thomas Paine

Our tax code isn't perfect. Far from it.

— Colin Allred

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked…

— Cathy Guisewite