I am Quote by Victoria Coren Mitchell

“I am terrible at doing nothing. I'm not brilliant at doing one thing at a time, either. Ideally, I would fill out my tax return while watching a film; peel potatoes while reading the post; send emails in the bath.”

Victoria Coren Mitchell

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