I never wanted poker to be a job. That's partly because I love it, and it's fun, and I didn't want it… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I am terrible at doing nothing. I'm not brilliant at doing one thing at a time, either. Ideally, I would fill out… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Many poker players swear by sleeping a certain number of hours before a tournament, going to the gym in the morning, and… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I'm convinced we go to school at the wrong time. I'd have been delighted, aged 12, to get out into the world… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
If you find it difficult to draw a neat line with an eyeliner pencil, start with a big, thick, wonky line and… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Insomniacs will be familiar with that disastrous moment as you lie there in the dark, with your eyes shut, when you think,… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
A long time ago, my grandfather used to play blackjack with me, when I was very small, and I quite enjoyed that. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Makeup is only fun if it's occasional and capricious - just like it's a treat to have an empty day ahead, but it wouldn't… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
If you are actually ordinary, the only way to give royal status meaning is to live an extraordinary life. It can't be jeans and… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Women are under-represented in TV comedy for a variety of reasons, the hackneyed 'fear that women aren't funny' being one of them. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
My speeding offences (whether caught or not) are always in situations where the speed limit is 30, but I think it's 40. And I'm… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I was learning to drive, I thought the big milestones were changing gear, changing lane, and three-point-turns. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I know schools don't have money for everything, but I wish they could all have a couple of violins for kids to try; a… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I was 15, I still liked climbing trees and hiding in cupboards. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Given the choice, I'm sure the majority of children would rather have a packed lunch than school meals. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
London Zoo is amazing. I want to take my child there so that she can feel the awe and wonder I felt (and feel)… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Moisturise, moisturise, moisturise... is the motto of people who are in the business of selling moisturisers. Your body is already 60% water. If that's… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Weight gain is good because it makes your dresses tight. This is not necessarily classy or flattering, but it means you don't have to… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
