Given the choice, I'm sure the majority of children would rather have a packed lunch than school meals. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I'm convinced we go to school at the wrong time. I'd have been delighted, aged 12, to get out into the world… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I was never, in my whole school career, given a job as a monitor, a form captain, or a prefect. I never… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I remember I had a copy of 'David Copperfield' that I lugged around at primary school. I started reading it when I… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Given the choice, the majority of children wouldn't go to school at all. The whole thing's ghastly. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I was at school, I loved maths and read lots of books and was horrified at the idea of having a… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
School is supposed to civilise us, to tame our wilder instincts and teach us how to be more sensible, more knowledgeable, and… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
The best thing about universal free school meals is that they would remove one of the embarrassing signals, easily picked up by… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I was at school, I was forced to play lacrosse, a game in which tiny, rock-hard missiles fly at your head,… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Makeup is only fun if it's occasional and capricious - just like it's a treat to have an empty day ahead, but it wouldn't… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
If you are actually ordinary, the only way to give royal status meaning is to live an extraordinary life. It can't be jeans and… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Women are under-represented in TV comedy for a variety of reasons, the hackneyed 'fear that women aren't funny' being one of them. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
My speeding offences (whether caught or not) are always in situations where the speed limit is 30, but I think it's 40. And I'm… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I was learning to drive, I thought the big milestones were changing gear, changing lane, and three-point-turns. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I know schools don't have money for everything, but I wish they could all have a couple of violins for kids to try; a… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
When I was 15, I still liked climbing trees and hiding in cupboards. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Given the choice, I'm sure the majority of children would rather have a packed lunch than school meals. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
London Zoo is amazing. I want to take my child there so that she can feel the awe and wonder I felt (and feel)… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Moisturise, moisturise, moisturise... is the motto of people who are in the business of selling moisturisers. Your body is already 60% water. If that's… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Weight gain is good because it makes your dresses tight. This is not necessarily classy or flattering, but it means you don't have to… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
