Computer Quote by Bill Gates

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return.…

— Emo Philips

You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the…

— David Rockefeller

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

— Bob Hope

If I have to do my tax online, the government should pay for my Internet hook-up, darling.

— Craig Revel Horwood

I've always been paying my taxes and I've always been trying to comply.

— Wesley Snipes

It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little 'single' box on your tax return.

— Anonymous

And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though…

— Dave Barry

If you buy something on the Internet, and they didn't collect tax, you're supposed to pay it - but nobody knows that. So there's…

— Mike Lindell

How can we tax people for not buying a product from a website that doesn't work?

— John Boehner

You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.

— Chris Rock

The Tax Collector's letters are invariably mimeographed, and all they say is that you still haven't paid him.

— William Saroyan

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some…

— Jay Leno