Believe Quote by Tom Lehrer

I don’t like to quote myself but unfortunately everybody I know who should be quoting me is dead.

— Irving Brecher

The newspapers at one time said that I was dead but after carefully examining the evidence I came to the conclusion that this statement…

— Bertrand Russell

I’d heard you were dead.” "I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense…

— Patrick Rothfuss

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

— Groucho Marx

“Some say once a word is said it's dead. I say it just begins to live that day".”

— Emily Brontë

The thing about quotes on the internet is that you can't confirm their validity.

— Abraham Lincoln

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

— Laurence J. Peter

“The man who told my mother that I am dead while alive is indirectly asking for her death.”

— Anthony Ugochukwu O. Aliche

Indeed a good quotation hardly ever comes amiss. It is a pleasing break in the thread of a speech or writing, allowing the speaker…

— William Francis Henry King

“There’s no spirit or soul. I will be dead. Get that through your thick head. I’ll be dead. And I live, in quotation marks,…

— Edwin Shneidman

I read on the Internet that I was dead.

— Fiona Apple

The most familiar quotations are the most likely to be misquoted. Some misquotations are still variable, some have settled down to false versions that…

— Carl Clinton Van Doren