Collecting Quote by Tim Vine Download Open image “Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.” — Tim Vine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Collecting Decided Dust Hoover Sells Wells
It's so important to me to do the washing, do the Hoovering. I don't ever want to lose contact with that. — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in line. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again. — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Cleaning is therapy for me. I'm not ashamed of holding the duster or broom. — Amisha Patel Copy Share Image
Never having to hoover, cook, clean or do any task I don't want to would be heaven. — Jane McDonald Copy Share Image
I am a bit of a domestic goddess to be honest. I am a clean freak so I love doing the hoovering and the… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
“The car wash sign said, “Free Vacuums.” So I told them I wanted a high-powered Dyson. I figured it’d be a good gift for… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, ‘Don’t be Sicily’. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I've always been interested in photographs, collecting them not systematically but randomly. They get lost, then turn up again. — W. G. Sebald Copy Share Image
If you're feeling fancy free, come wander through the world with me, and any place we chance to be, will be a rendezvous. Two… — Henry Mancini Copy Share Image
I found so-called great art too pompous, too stiff. What at this time was called minor art was freer, more imaginative, more open to… — Jacques Lipchitz Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I didn't really grow up a comic book fanatic. I was a big baseball player, and my passion in life, in third grade, was… — Alan Ritchson Copy Share Image
I don't know who had the training of you," he continued doggedly, "but your morals are shocking. You spent a night in my bed,… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
...You can go your whole life collecting days, and none will outweigh the one you wish you had back. — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Instead of collecting things and staying in one space, I want to collect experiences. — Kesh Copy Share Image
I started collecting couture when I was about 10 or 11 years old, and the very first piece I bought was a Balenciaga suit from 1962. — Hamish Bowles Copy Share Image
I imagine the wave of water colliding with the rock and spilling over the tile floor, collecting around my shoes. Doing a little at… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I needed more knowledge in rigging and knotting. I started collecting books on knots and really learning more and more. That's how it started.… — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
