Big Quote by Tim Allen

I did think of becoming a priest quite late on, when other boys were thinking of knocking over fences and going out with girls.…

— Colm Toibin

I'd make a bad preacher.

— Dan Aykroyd

“Priests!" said Mr. Shoe. "They're all the same. Always telling you that you're going to live again after you're dead, but you just try…

— Terry Pratchett

If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.

— Kid Rock

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

— Johnny Vegas

Perfect, that's our plan then. But you'll have to give up being a priest first. I wouldn't want to just sit around whispering and…

— Ted Dekker

I satisfy my vices instead of fighting them. If I went back to church, I'd have to give up the smoking and drinking.

— Katherine Heigl

Powdered God in a bag from the Vatican. I want you to fuck off as hard as you can.

— Angelspit

I should be steppin wit Priests, the way I'm blessin' the streets.

— J Cole

So I taught Sunday school and brought dishes to all manner of potlucks and tried to adjust the things I heard from the pulpit…

— Sue Monk Kidd

I am basically a religious man.

— Cyril Cusack

I briefly thought of becoming a priest but quickly saw that would be ridiculous.

— Armando Iannucci