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“I’m glad I don’t have any foreskin, because at a nude beach I’d feel overdressed. (It’d be the only time I could feel overdressed…

— Jarod Kintz

“...I’m restoring my foreskin because I was born with one, and damn it, I’m going to die with one.”

— Kristen O'Hara

“For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.”

— Chuck Lorre

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“Apparently, the easiest way to overcome any awkwardness of speaking about sex is to sterilize it and outsource it to the professionals.”

— Matthew Lee Anderson

“I don’t know dick about vaginas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can…

— Simon Palmer

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“The end of my penis is still a bit sore and stings a little when I take a leak. The tip’s red. My fresh-from-the-foreskin…

— Haruki Murakami

“I rubbed my thumb over his wet tip and then teased it into the folds of his foreskin.”

— James Cox

“I could do without the pain lingering, though.” I squeezed my lips together as I stood. Damn, it hurt. “Sorry. It’s better with lube.”…

— James Cox

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood