Investing Quote by Terry Pratchett

““This Is Religion, Boy. Not Comparison Bloody Shopping! You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!””

Terry Pratchett

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“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”

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You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.

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Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.

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A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.

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“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”

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