Hogfather Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hogfather Lies Truth
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